1) The Grand Piano Box-set, $90
2) Wave Books Annual Subscription, $75/$295
3) Ugly Duckling Presse Subscription, $12/$150
Your laundry has been turned into beautiful paper versions of your clothes that you prefer to the originals.
10) Protection from Krampus, Santa's evil brother.4) Translating Translating Apollinaire, $120
I scanned my rare library's copy of this back in the day, since it's impossible to find physically. Thus it's up to Santa to find it. Or, you can download it here thanks to Avant que j'oublie.
7) Cash
8) Cash 4 Gold
9) Love
Your laundry is one of the premier works of experimental translation in the 20th century.
5) Mes inscriptions, 1934-1944, $54.71
The laundry metaphor has stopped making sense. Nonetheless, I want this.
6) Le pays où tot est permis, $--
I scanned my rare library's copy of this back in the day, since it's impossible to find physically. Thus it's up to Santa to find it. Or, you can download it here thanks to Avant que j'oublie.
7) Cash
8) Cash 4 Gold
9) Love
Amen.